Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The air was thick with penises
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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