and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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