I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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