i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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