we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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