i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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