maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I need to align my fucking chakras
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