So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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