So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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