I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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