Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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