Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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