i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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