Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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