gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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