White coat. Heels.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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