i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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