It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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