Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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