i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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