so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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