i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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