Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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