Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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