"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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