We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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