Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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