Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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