u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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