I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
