she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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