North Korea, Best Korea!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you made out with another girl for some wings
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