let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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