Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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