i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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