I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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