Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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