Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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