I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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