Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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