Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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