Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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