You're my little dorito
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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