What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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