I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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