he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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