Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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