Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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