i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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