do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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